A fellow house-person has been keeping track of quotes from people around her. I convinced her to put up the quotes on the Avery website. They are really funny to me, but I suppose you might have had to be around to fully appreciate some of them (certain quotes are really reflective of the people who uttered them). I appear in there a few times (mine aren’t really that funny though). Here’s one:
Michael: “So I got the right answer for number five, but I think I did it the wrong way. Doesn’t it break symmetry or something?”
Susan: “Um, no, because it’s over a function that isn’t symmetrical.”
Michael: “Ohhhh….okay, thanks!” (walks away)
(I hear him mumbling to himself down the hallway joyfully):
“So I’m not crazy! I’m still sane!”
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My favorite is this one:
Susan: “Here, have a cookie.”
Mike H.: “No thanks, I don’t eat anything.”
Susan: “Oh, you don’t eat anything?”
Mike H.: “Nope, photosynthesis, man.”
Because I can definitely, totally see you saying that.
these are hilarious! I think my favorites are from the bio and chem professors (sorry Mike). I think I definitely might have to start keeping a quote diary myself, heh.