the eXternal mind

Hehe, I was bored and resorted to messing with Steve:

[14:37] linkinshouse: hey mike
[14:37] *** Auto-response sent to linkinshouse: I am currently away from the computer.
[14:38] mikeXstudios: Hi linkinshouse
[14:38] linkinshouse: hah
[14:38] linkinshouse: whats up?
[14:38] mikeXstudios: what’s whats up?
[14:38] linkinshouse: what’s going on?
[14:38] mikeXstudios: what’s what’s going on?
[14:38] linkinshouse: how are you
[14:39] mikeXstudios: what’s how are you?
[14:39] linkinshouse: ok very funny mike, knock it off and talk to me you sob :-p
[14:39] mikeXstudios: what’s ok very funny mike, knock it off and talk to me you sob :-p?
[14:40] linkinshouse: hey mike
[14:40] mikeXstudios: hey steve
[14:40] linkinshouse: ur such an ass lol

later…

[14:42] linkinshouse: i knew it was you… well, i was pretty sure. it took you longer to respond to my longer submission; that meant you were actually there
[14:42] mikeXstudios: well, I could have put in a delay
[14:42] mikeXstudios: in the program
[14:42] mikeXstudios: a random time between 5 and 20 seconds
[14:42] mikeXstudios: trivial
[14:43] linkinshouse: not likely
[14:43] mikeXstudios: oh yeah?
[14:43] mikeXstudios: well, you just wait
[14:43] mikeXstudios: you’ll rue the day!
[14:44] linkinshouse: …. rue what day?
[14:44] mikeXstudios: uh, the day when you talk to me
[14:44] mikeXstudios: and it’s a bot!
[14:44] mikeXstudios: with delay
[14:44] mikeXstudios: muhahahahahaha
[14:44] linkinshouse: lol

A half an hour later, I finished hacking together a PHP-AIM bot that does exactly what I described above and spent the next 15 minutes bothering Steve with it.

Fin.