the eXternal mind

Regarding substitutions into the PClassic competition
[22:44] mikeXstudios: well, sleep early today
[22:44] mikeXstudios: and uh…
[22:44] mikeXstudios: well, hold on
[22:45] linkinshouse: not a chance
[22:45] linkinshouse: heather > sleep
[22:45] mikeXstudios: Pclassic > heather
[22:45] linkinshouse: heather_mad_at_steve == t3h_sux0rz
[22:46] mikeXstudios: getting_pwned_by_grrlfriend == t3h_sux0rz
[22:47] linkinshouse: not_necessarily
[22:47] linkinshouse: j00_n0
[22:48] mikeXstudios: hm_i_c
[22:49] linkinshouse: if(j00_no==1)
getting_pwned_by_gf=fun;
[22:49] linkinshouse: j00_n0*
//ack sorry. typo
[22:50] mikeXstudios: while(talksInCode(steve) == TRUE)
[22:51] mikeXstudios: System.out.println(”LOL”);
[22:51] linkinshouse: //is that java?
[22:51] mikeXstudios: //Yes ^^;
[22:51] mikeXstudios: //Oh, I upgraded your blog
[22:52] mikeXstudios: Blog_version = Blog_version+2;
[22:52] linkinshouse: //i saw. i already ran into a problem
blog_version+=2
[22:52] linkinshouse: ;
[22:53] mikeXstudios: error(”What problem?”);
[22:54] linkinshouse: //I tried to create a link in my post about Y100 in the middle, but when I posted the final version, the [/a] tag was removed, and this happened every time I edited the post. I eventually moved the link to the end of the post, but that’s going to be a pain in the ass.
[22:55] mikeXstudios: hm
[22:55] mikeXstudios: that’s weird
[22:55] mikeXstudios: I must look at that
[22:55] mikeXstudios: sometime
[22:56] mikeXstudios: */
[22:56] mikeXstudios: //Add the /* before
[22:57] linkinshouse: if(mike==codes_wrong)
steve=laughing_out_loud;
[22:57] mikeXstudios: die(steve);
[22:57] mikeXstudios: //That’s actually a real function in PHP
[22:57] mikeXstudios: honest_injun=true;
[22:58] linkinshouse: honest_native_american=true;
[22:58] mikeXstudios: politically_correctness = true;
[22:59] mikeXstudios: new String(”Well, I’m out. I’m going to go to sleep so I can think clearly tomorrow.”);
[23:00] linkinshouse: steve=waving_goodbye;
[23:01] mikeXstudios: //See ya
[23:01] mikeXstudios: close_connection();
[23:01] mikeXstudios: exit;
[23:01] linkinshouse: }

Title edited since I’s no good at this concept called English (Tip: Penguin)